ka-kawgoodsir:

4acesdave:

saltedweenie:

birdycreatures:

headlikeanorange:

A golden eagle (Earth Unplugged - BBC Earth)

That bird went from majestic creature to seduction master in 3 seconds

i stand for FREEDOM of everything

including you from your pants

wanna see mah flagpole

return-of-the-necrowizard:

somedayimgonna:

weatherdoofus:

mediaite:

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

I love the joy she takes in saying that to him.

“fuck you and your stereotypes of Oklahoma, your bearded slimeball.”

He enjoys all those ratings too. I bet he asked so many people till he found this gem.

she looks like she’s just politely saying it, with no real anger or offense or whatever.

bron-tyde:

Oh my god who dosen’t want this on their blog?

ahtist:

“this butt… is the best butt.”

will you shut the fuck up we’re trying to watch TV.

maddypants69:

GPOY: Me Today.

indebtandbored:

OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A THREESOME WITH WONDER WOMAN AND HAWK GIRL AND THEN GETS HIS HAND COVERED IN METAPHORICAL JIZZ AND THEN LICKS THE METAPHORICAL JIZZ

laugh-addict:

I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.

batman-nolanverse:

optimisticynic:

Sometimes Batman just does not know how to have normal conversations. 

My parents are DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD.

watch-as-i-fangirl-all-over-you:

deans-pie-at-221b:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

did you just

yes. yes they did.